Lib'ralicks

No, we didn't get all we wanted. But we got something, something big. We took the House back! While I mourn the missed opportunity to add Abrams and O'Rourke and Gillum to our leadership, I don't think we've seen the last of them.

I'm allowing myself to be propelled by our big victory, an event to lift the spirits, lose the depression, and lighten up. And in that spirit, I offer you my Morning After Limericks:

If I lived in Georgia, I'd attempt
To buy me a bushel of hemp
To Stone Mountain I'd get
Where I'd try to forget
That I'd be living under Governor Kemp

Oh, Florida, why are you so willin'
To bow down to the Big Orange Villain?
You blew it big time
I'd call it a crime
That you failed to elect Andrew Gillum

Hey, Texas, I know Cruz was your thing
But Beto showed you how he could sing
You had your big chance
To lead in the dance
But you could not figure out Texas Swing!

Woo-hoo! The House has turned Blue!
Now there's so much more we can do
To plug up the drip
Who's been sinking our ship
Hey, Bob Mueller, we're counting on you!

I feel better now. I hope you do, too!